You Couldn't Handle It.

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

Its been 27 minutes and 42,875 people have liked the facebook Captain Swan picture

zumpie:

the-lady-swan:

fairytale-fangirl:

mindyourhelm:

keepcalmwearetimeless:

ipreferkillian:

emmaskilly:

hooked-on-once:

ouatwholock:

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Up to almost 86,000

+91,000 now 

+112.000 now

136,000 now!

140,000

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160,000 and counting!

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197,000+

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Just hit over 200K!

ronandhermionesource:

That one time Colin struggled to do the thingie with his hook

And when he finally did it his face is just "Damn this bloody thing"

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

party tomorrow!

eyebrows: plucked. zit cream/last minute facial: done. legs: tanned (but still hairy heeelp). outfit: not chosen. oh craaaap.

oscar worthy

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

Reblog so we can see how “few” of us can stand Hook

darlingitscalledtrust:

apricitysmoak:

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And prove this tweet wrong. 

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